You got one fucked up perspective on the world, kid.
Yeah, I hear that a lot. I guess that’s why I gotta be locked up.
No. That’s what makes you great.

findmedownsouth:

My favorite emails are ones that let you know that your order has shipped.

access-corymonteith:

For all Cory all the time.

carryonmywincestson:

INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH

token-oreo:

beben-eleben:

Kit-Kat has revolutionized college life

Was I the only one expecting it to be filled with kit-kats

charlottelabouff:

vua2:

I’ll never understand people who don’t drink alcohol

Maybe they know what alcohol can do to people, maybe they fear liver failure, maybe they had a family member or friend that died from an alcohol related accident, maybe they don’t feel the need or desire to drink, it’s really not that hard to comprehend.

fileformat:

do u understand how much this means

chronicdelight:

jbillz709:

The Selfie Hand Shake

I’m making this a thing